APPARENTLY NOT TRUE.
one time i was at my mom’s and i decided to put some honey on something and it wouldn’t come out of the bottle and when i checked it out i realized it had taken on the consistency of wet sand and smelled like expired milk. I could smell it from 3 feet away.
relistcic cat paw antnamy
A Japanese company has created a 13 foot Robotic Mecha suit like the ones in ‘Gundam’
The 13-foot tall and 4.5 ton weighting humanoid robot on wheels with all its 30 hydraulic joints can be operated directly from the cockpit or remotely using a smartphone with a 3G connection.
To compensate for its 6 miles per hour, the robot is equipped with a Gatling gun shooting 100 ball bearings per second. Presently Kuratas are announced to be available in 16 colors, costing $1.28 million per robot, with an optional cup holder for just $90.
god i hope my history teacher doesnt get extremely offended by this
we have to adapt a story to be about something weve been studying and read it to the class
my group is doing the very hungry hitler
OH MY GOD
so hitler took poland
but he was still hungry
It’s even more hilarious when you read that last part with a German Accent.
P L E A S E post that shit here when it gets done :3
fuckyeahspacefuneral:Last night I had a very long nightmare, like I usually do- but a part of it was about Space Funeral.It was set on a beach scene and by this point it was established that your party of members are in the 20’s and they were all young children and business men.You weren’t Phillip, but some…
DUDE i need your permission to put that shit in one of these games i haven’t made yet
pretzel-swirl:meow-fuck:If you were having a bad day, here are some kittens in a bathtub.never have I ever seen kittens calmly swimming in water